Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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