Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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