Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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