My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
