but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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