WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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