Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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