I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just found puke in my bra..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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