In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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