well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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