My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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