Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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