Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
