He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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