I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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