I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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