weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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