try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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