and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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