who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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