I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I love you. Go after that dick
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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