Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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