I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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