New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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