Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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