I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He shit in the fireplace
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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