If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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