do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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