shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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