There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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