normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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