after a month anything with tits is on the radar
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
