White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
