covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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