Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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