Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
