i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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