i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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