You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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