And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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