i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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