What a fucking waste of an outfit
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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