Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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