if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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