Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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