Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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