Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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