question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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