Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Someone signed my nipple.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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