Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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