i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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