Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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