I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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