There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize