What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
